Jesus failed to heal my daughter...how is it my fault?

Dale and Leilani Neumann were recently convicted of killing their young daughter.  Rather than seek medical treatment for her diabetes, they decided to let the good lord take care of it.  Jesus took care of it all right, to the tune of one dead kid and 10 years probation.   At the sentencing, Papa Hope-and-Pray read from the bible and offered,

"I am guilty of trusting my Lord's wisdom completely. ... 

Guilty of asking for heavenly intervention.

Guilty of following Jesus Christ 

when the whole world does not understand. 

Guilty of obeying my God."

Actually, as it turns out, you are guilty of second-degree reckless homicide.  That's why you get to go to jail.